134 Columbus Street Rain showers this evening with overcast skies overnight. There’s an imprint on her temple, and you can read “Titlist 1.”, “What I don’t understand,” the coroner continued, “is the one on her hip that says “Titleist 3.”, “Oh,” the guy replied, “that was my mulligan.”, When asked about his golf game a man replied, “It’s a lot like masturbation. Then a fairy appeared. This really means a lot to me, and if any of you can tell me the best way to sink this putt, there’s thirty minutes of the best sex you’ve ever had in your life in it for you!”, Well, the first man ran over and said, “You know, I had this exact putt about two weeks ago and I can tell you that the best way to putt it is to hit it hard about 5-inches above the cup.”, The second man pushed him out of the way and said, “No way! Jesus had the honor and stepped up to the tee with a 4 iron. “I’m a hooker, and I need to do it every day.”, “That’s OK,” he said, “we’ll just play dog leg lefts.”, Two pastors, one Catholic and one Protestant, and a Jewish rabbi were part of a threesome one day on the course. “That depends on how hard I kick him in the ass.”, There is a guy who is playing golf with a priest. Then he took the last ball from the sleeve and hit it, too, into the water. In a Sunday interview on MSNBC, Clyburn said the Republicans are fully aware of the results from Nov. 3 and that they've seen "recount on top of recount" in every state they are challenging but are still failing to accept the outcome that Biden won in the face of fact. Socrates - GLAUCON With these words I was thinking that I had made an end of the discussion; but the end, in truth, proved to be only a beginning. I’ll be fine in a few minutes,” the man replied. He sat down and asked his mate what happened. She’s never played, so he tells her to go down to the ladies tees, watch him drive, and then try to do like he did. The 46-year-old estranged wife of Scottie Pippen visited a rare animal safari in South Carolina with three of her children. The man has a little dog with him and on the first green, when the man holes out a 20-foot putt; the little dog starts to yip and stands up on its hind legs. Go and buy yourself some underwear!”, Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bends over. Mace said she does believe there were some issues during the election, but argued those should be thoroughly examined by the state governments. “I sure do,” he replied, and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a big 12-inch BIC lighter. jlovegrove@postandcourier.com, tnovelly@postandcourier.com, By Jamie Lovegrove This does differ from the packing ratios that I calculated from my own experiment which hovered around 0.67. She got to swim with tigers and … “Well,” replied the husband, “I can bring her in on Mondays and Wednesdays but Saturdays and Sundays are my golf days.”, “Tom” sits in clubhouse bar thinking about his next extra marital affair. “I asked you genie for million bucks, not a million ducks.”, “Sorry,’ the other golfer replied, “He’s hard of hearing, and besides, do you really think that I’d ask a genie for a 12-inch BIC?”, Hear the one about the bad tempered golfer who bought a new set of TaylorMade R7 clubs. That doesn't mean I want to deal with Mary Sue Fangirl. “Then I met a lady who was looking for her ball too. Immediately after, a voice comes out of the clouds and says, “God dammit, I missed.”, A golfer tried three straight times to hit a golf ball over the inlet of water between him and the green. Suddenly the sky begins to darken and a million ducks envelop the golfers. “There” he said to the husband, “That’s what she needs every Monday, Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday”. Is that good!”, Then she asked, “How long has it been since you’ve had a drink of whiskey?”. Black bear droppings are smaller and contain remains of nuts, berries and possibly squirrel, rabbit or gopher fur. I’ve got some real trouble down here.”, Don comes running over to the edge of the ravine and calls out: “What’s the matter, John? After playing golf, he stopped at the store and picked up 2 bags full of groceries. Undaunted, he pulled another ball from the sleeve and hit that one into the ravine, as well. Where are yer drawers?”, She too explains, “You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.”  The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, “Well, fer the love ‘o Jesus, here’s a comb. Mike, looking pretty glum, said, “I think Mabel’s dead.” “Damn, that’s terrible,” said Bob, “You sat you ‘think’ your wife is dead. File/Jamie Lovegrove/Staff. Hire a Residential Real Estate Agent in Myrtle Beach . She studied her putt for a few moments, then she walked over to where the men were observing. Finding mine, I thought I’d give her a hand. Saint Peter asked the man why a macho guy like him would choose to return as a lesbian. The friend is quite amazed at this clever trick and says, “That dog is really talented! Your account will let you save your favorite courses, packages, and hotel options. So I went over to it and lifted its tail and sure enough there was the ball. "I do believe that history will show that there was an element of voter fraud in the election," Mace said. “Oh, no, I’ll be all right. John excitedly calls out to his golfing partner: “Hey Don, come here. "But it has to be investigated first.". Clyburn was one of 31 House Democrats who objected to Ohio's electoral college votes going to Republican George W. Bush after the 2004 presidential election. She died three hours ago. Get up-to-the-minute news sent straight to your device. He takes his stance and once again the heavenly voice booms, “Take a practice swing first.”. They came to a par 4, dogleg left. “What club did you use?” The man answered, “I used YOUR 7-iron!!!! As he reached down to pick up his ball to get relief his friend said, “We agreed that we would not improve our lie.”. Name of game is Oh, shit.”, A guy had been on a deserted island for 10 years when he saw something approaching. U.S. Rep. Jim Clyburn, South Carolina's lone Democratic congressman and the House majority whip, called the Republican attempt to challenge the Electoral College "a mockery" of democracy. As a gesture of good will, the executives of his newly acquired business took him to a golf course for a round of golf. But each time the ball splashes into the drink. Here’s the definitive guide to becoming every foursome’s go-to guy for jokes and hilarious golf stories. !”, Jesus and Moses were playing golf one day. The quartet of S.C. objectors also share a similar political dynamic: They all hail from reliably Republican districts where they would be more likely to face a credible threat to reelection in a GOP primary against conservative challengers than in a general election against Democrats. © 2021 Myrtle Beach Golf All Rights Reserved. He put pieces of himself into two of the book's major characters—Jay Gatsby, the mysterious millionaire and namesake of the novel, and Nick Carraway, the first-person narrator. They argued that changes to voting laws in several key states in the months leading up to Election Day created the possibility of fraud or "irregularities" warranting further investigation. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. "You’re seeing the politics of convenience. Go and buy yourself some underwear. Moses tried to convince him that it wasn’t the right club, “That’s not enough club; you need at least a 4 wood.”, Jesus responded, “No, I saw Arnold Palmer play this hole the other day and he put a 4 iron five feet from the pin and sank the putt for a birdie.” Moses said, “I’m telling you, that’s not enough club!”, Jesus hit the ball into the water. Mace said she studied Title 3 of the U.S. Code, namely Section 15, as her reasoning for letting the results stand. Throughout the round she told the other members of the group that it had been her life-long dream to play Pebble Beach and to have a great round. Its just I don't like the idea of giving up that much control to someone whose intentions I don't trust. “Why?” the man, with tears of remorse streaming down his face, asked. She takes her stance, and her husband can see her trembling. Our site uses cookies in order to function and improve your experience. They decided that they would adhere strictly to the rules, i.e., no mulligans, improving their lies, etc. Her logic is that Congress’ role as defined by the Constitution is to count the electors submitted by the states, not to determine which electors the states should have sent. Furthermore, she won’t be able to control her bladder or bowel movements, so you sir will have to be her 24/7 caregiver for the next 30-years!”. Sunday would have been our 35th wedding anniversary!”. The only completely stationary object in the room was an enormous couch on which two young women were buoyed up as though upon an anchored balloon. How many does he do?” “Well,” says the man. “Well, I was playing golf and I hit my ball into the rough,” replied his friend. Timmons, Duncan, Norman and Wilson each put out statements offering similar rationales for their plans to object. John shouts back in a nervous voice, “Throw me my 8-iron! After playing with them for a couple of rounds he returned to his pro shop and told the pro, “These were the best clubs I have ever played with. In utter frustration the golfer said, “Caddie, take my clubs on in, I’m going to jump into the water and drown myself.”, The caddie replied, “I doubt that, sir. “Yep, he’s right here in my golf bag.” He opens his golf bag and out pops a real genie. “Next, the Irishman’s wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Being a hacker, he, of course, plays poorly all day. The round proved to be somewhat tortuous for the caddie to watch and he was getting a bit exasperated by the poor play of his employer. Cheap or shoddy material. Two women were playing golf. No matter how much the first fellow tried to explain that he was entitled to this relief, the second fellow would not allow it. The rare Republican votes to make Trump … He shouted, “Would the horse’s ass in the clubhouse with the loud speaker kindly shut up and let me play my damn second shot!”, A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace. An act of defecating. As Moses looked on in disgust, Jesus got his ball and teed it up for yet another try. A: “P-U-T-T is correct,” the instructor replied. “I have observed,” said he in a calm voice, “that the best golfers do not use foul language.” “I guess not,” said Fred, “what the hell do they have to bitch about?”, A man and his friend meet at the clubhouse and decide to play a round of golf together. 5. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, “Its golf balls.”, The blond looked at him compassionately and said, “Oh you poor thing. Georgia counting votes in runoffs that decide Senate control, SC's Sen. 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U.S. Rep. Ralph Norman, R-Rock Hill, spoke at a news conference about the presidential election results on Nov. 10, 2020, flanked by  U.S. Reps. Jeff Duncan, R-Laurens (from left to right); Tom Rice, R-Myrtle Beach; Nancy Mace, R-Charleston; and Joe Wilson, R-Springdale. ", But Rice also said he is confident the objections will not change the outcome of the election and that any Republicans suggesting otherwise are "not being honest with people. Her skirt also blows up to show that she too is wearing no undies. They asked what her handicap was and she told them it was a 4. The fire truck couldn’t make it to the fire, and the building burned down. A priest is playing a round of golf at the local public course when he arrives at the 15th tee. Reach Thomas Novelly at 843-937-5713. "But they have a high bar to clear.". tnovelly@postandcourier.com, By JEFF AMY, DARLENE SUPERVILLE and KATE BRUMBACK 3. You couldn’t keep your head down long enough to drown!”, I was recently playing a round of golf with a nice young fellow. The preacher felt obliged to respond. “Hey,” yells to disappointed golfer. For instance does Gringotts send out bank statements if so I never got one. The man pulled his drive to the left and left it behind a storage barn. Reporter Tyler Fleming and Politics Editor Schuyler Kropf contributed to this report. Danielle Vinson, a politics professor at Furman University in Greenville, said many of the South Carolina congressmen vocally decrying the Electoral College results may be doing so in the name of considering their political futures. What exactly do mean by LOFT?”, The pro looked at him and explained, “L.O.F.T. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He needs at least a 4 wood. No, it’s not," Rice said. “Somersaults?” says the friend, “That’s incredible. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Well, the man thought about it for a while and announced to Saint Peter that he wanted to return to earth as a lesbian. She is Nick’s cousin and the object of Gatsby’s love. The ball hit one of the men. He repeated his routine, and topped the ball, sending it dribbling 30 yards out on the practice range. The Jew, bragging about his virility said, “I have four sons, one more and I’ll have a basketball team!” The Catholic pooh-poohed that accomplishment, stating, “That’s nothing, I have 10 sons, one more and I’ll have a football team.” To which the Mormon replied, “You fellas ain’t got a clue. Just one S.C. Republican — newly elected U.S. Rep. Nancy Mace of Charleston — explicitly came out in opposition to the effort, saying she does not believe Congress should intervene in the states' constitutionally granted role to administer elections. On the first hole, which was a long par four with water to the right and a deep ravine to the left, the young man took out a brand new sleeve of balls, teed one up and immediately hit it into the water on the right. She administered tender and artful massage to his privates for several long moments and then asked, “How does that feel”? Chance of rain 80%.. The man answered, “It’s simple really, this way I can still make love to a woman, AND I can hit from the red tees!”, A couple whose passion had waned saw a marriage counselor and went through a number of appointments that brought little success. After his practice round he noticed a beautiful young lady by the clubhouse. “Because for the rest of your wife’ life she will require ’round the clock care. Low 44F. One fine day, John and Don are out golfing when John slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. The eight Republicans in South Carolina's congressional delegation are divided on plans by GOP lawmakers to object to the certification of Joe Biden's presidential win, with a … Myrtle Reuter purchased the Artist House after Otto’s death in 1974, and also became Robert’s new caretaker. "And for them to be doing things that subvert that reputation," Clyburn said, "it is something that I never thought that I would see in this country.". "Unfortunately, there are more Democrats in the House than Republicans.". She gently took his hands away and laid them to his side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. He looks at the caddy and says, “I’ve played so lousy all day, I think I’m going to go drown myself in that lake.” The caddy looks back at him and says, “I don’t think you could keep your head down that long.”, “Caddy, why do you keep looking at your watch?” asked the curious golfer.” It’s not a watch, sir. The ball was sitting about 2-feet in front of the tee markers. Our team of licensed and experienced real estate agents boast an impressive track record of buying and selling properties in the Myrtle Beach communities. Previously, he wrote for the Courier Journal in Kentucky. Why aren’t you wearing any undies?” her husband demanded. As he hung up he realized that he was cutting short what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf ever, so he decided to rush in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital. Prior to being sworn in last week, Mace said she planned to stand by the election results and wouldn’t block the Electoral College’s certification in favor of Biden. Not sure how to plan a golf vacation? It’s a compass”, It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Mike was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker, “Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee please back up to the men’s tee, please!” Mike was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. “Gee Mike, you’re just not your old self today, what’s the matter?” asked Bob. In fact, it was no longer than my pecker.” The wife looked over at her husband and smiled and said, “Yes dear, but it was much harder!”, A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar after an interfaith convention. But it will produce a day of high-stakes political theater, exposing fissures among Republicans about the extent to which they should continue backing Trump's refusal to concede. He replied, “Played most interesting game. A man got on a bus, with both of his front pant pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. After a couple weeks, the husband says, “Honey, I have something I have to tell you. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. She bent over and picked them up. jlovegrove@postandcourier.com, By Adam Benson Though he is one of Trump's closest allies, Graham said it is incumbent on the objectors to "provide clear and convincing evidence" that courts and state legislatures erred when they determined that there was no fraud in order for him to agree with them. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. Reject the election challenge charade. Hit little white ball with long stick in large cow pasture. Aren’t you sure?” “Well,” responded Mike, “The sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up.”. The only member of South Carolina's delegation yet to publicly stake out any position at all is U.S. Sen. Tim Scott, R-North Charleston, who did not respond to requests for comment last week or Monday.Â. At one point the ball lay about 180-yards from the green and the as the golfer sized up his situation, he asked his caddie, “Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?”, To which the caddie replied, “Eventually.”, “I once played a course that was so tough, I lost two balls in the ball washer!”, “I had a terrible round today,” the golfer told his wife. He previously covered Texas politics in Washington for The Dallas Morning News and in Austin for the Texas Tribune. The eight Republicans in South Carolina's congressional delegation are divided on plans by GOP lawmakers to object to the certification of Joe Biden's presidential win, with a majority supporting the long-shot effort and others questioning the wisdom of seeking to overrule states' authority. Create your account or login to MyrtleBeachGolf.com. That was a bogey five.” “Don’t blame me,” she snapped, “I only took two of them.”. "The failure to validate signatures, the omission of witnesses, the interruption of counting before completion, the denial of poll watchers for access to fully observe, the extension of ballots received beyond Election Day, and the registration of illegal aliens, allowing non-citizens to vote, are all an open invitation for fraud," Wilson said. “What’s the good news?” asks the golfer “The good news sir is that the courses in heaven are spectacular, without doubt better than anything you have ever seen on earth.” “What’s the bad news then?” he asks “You have a tee time at 8:30 tomorrow morning.”, A couple was playing a play off hole in the annual club championship, and it’s down to a very short putt that the wife has to make for the win. But what fun is a round of golf if you’ve got nothing to laugh at? She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. The man said, “Please don’t go. ", “Long-term," Knotts added, "I don’t think history will remember their move fondly.”. Study these, memorize them, and then start planning your next Myrtle Beach golf vacation. crap 1 (krăp) Vulgar Slang n. 1. Sheepishly, the man confessed that he had. He responded, “I’ve never had an old ball.”. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. To the man went to the cart to get a club. Jesus said, “This will be fine — remember what I said about Arnold Palmer.” Jesus hit the ball into the water one more time. What does he do if you miss a putt?” “Somersaults,” says the man. Decade of Decadence . Javascript must be enabled for the correct page display. There was a cow nearby and I noticed that every time the cow twitched its tail there was a flash of white. On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang. abenson@postandcourier.com, By Thomas Novelly Excrement. She goes down to the reds, the guy hooks his drive, and the ball hits his wife, killing her. A man was playing 18 holes by himself. The friend is quite amazed at this clever trick and says, “That dog is really talented! The police come to investigate, and the coroner says, “It’s the damnedest thing I ever saw. A series of photos taken at 1/380-thousandth of a second have revealed something that has long puzzled scientists: The “fleeting moment” lightning chooses where to strike. The golfer approached the ball with his wood, setup silently, and was ready to swing when, over the loudspeaker, the voice of the pro from the clubhouse said,” Would the gentleman on the first tee please tee his ball behind the tee markers for his first shot.”, The voice broke the man’s concentration, and he backed away, came up to the ball again, set up, and was again ready to hit. “P-U-T means to place a thing where you want it. I derive a great deal of pleasure from it, but it’s disgusting to watch.”, What is the similarity between four-putting and masturbatio. “Well,” said the policeman very seriously, “Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver’s windshield. I’ve always wanted to have a great round at Pebble Beach and now I have the chance to birdie the course. What Men Want is a 2019 American romantic comedy film directed by Adam Shankman and starring Taraji P. Henson, Aldis Hodge, Josh Brener, Erykah Badu, Richard Roundtree and Tracy Morgan.The film is a loose remake of the 2000 film What Women Want. Again the announcement, “Would the man on the women’s tee kindly back up the men’s tee!” Mike had had enough. He lined up the long putt and sank it. Her second shot landed on the green about four and a half feet from the pin — but it was a very difficult, side-hill lie. “That depends on how hard I kick him in the ass.”, A hacker spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. From the back of the room one expectant father inquired, “Would it be okay if she carries a bag of golf clubs while she walks?”, A man was golfing one day and was struck by lightning. Rice represents a South Carolina district fiercely loyal to Trump. In the morning, the woman woke up and arose from bed. Myrtle Beach is no joke when it comes to great golf on amazing courses. A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, “Man, oh man! Upon arriving at the tee, the priest tees up his ball, gets ready to hit and, at the last minute, looks toward the heavens and says, “God, I have been a good and decent man. On the way home in the car the husband is fuming, “I can’t believe you missed that putt, it was a damn tap in! He then proceeded to walk out of the grocery store to his Cadillac. The genie replied, hops back into the golf bag and leaves the golfers standing there waiting for the “million bucks.”. Given that Democrats maintain a slim majority in the U.S. House, the outcome of the process is all but certain to leave the result unchanged. But on the twelfth hole, when he twice failed to hit out of a sand trap, he lost his resolve and let fly with a string of expletives. Suddenly at one session the counselor grabbed the wife and kissed her passionately. I also felt that the 0.685 value was more reasonable based on … Start by browsing Myrtle Beach’s best golf packages at the Guaranteed Best Rates. Best of all, you’ll get a local expert golf director who can help you plan your vacation and get the Guaranteed Best Price for your package. “Yes, I did. If you want a less sticky/tacky lube add 1/2 ounce carnauba wax per 1 lb Speed Green, pre melt the carnauba before adding. Finally, after several practice swings he took his shot. Then on the next hole he misses a one-foot putt and says, “God dammit, I missed.”, All of a sudden a tremendous bolt of lightning comes down and kills the priest! It seems that there was this Chinese businessman visiting a newly acquired business in the United States. Don’t worry, MyrtleBeachGolf.com has a team expert local golf directors that can put together a custom package and guarantee you are getting the best possible tee time. But what fun is a round of golf if you’ve got nothing to laugh at? I bet that hurts a whole lot worse than tennis elbow?”. ?”, The duffer decided that it was about time for a lesson to “tune up” his game. Wait! As he stood over the ball he took a few practice swings, each time scraping the club on the pavement, taking out big chunks of blacktop and sending out lots of sparks! Miscellaneous or disorganized items; clutter. “I’m just screwing with you. “Good God, woman! Thomas Novelly is a political reporter based in Charleston. I love you and I want you to stay with me.” The woman replied, “You don’t understand…I’m a hooker.” The man said, “That’s no problem, you probably just have too strong a grip.”. While doing so, she asked, “How long has it been since you’ve played around?”, His eyes bulged as he said, “Don’t tell me you’ve got golf clubs in there!!!”. I called out to the lady, ‘Ma’am, does this look like yours?’ And the bitch hit me in the neck with her driver!”, A young golfer was playing in his first PGA Tour event. Best of all, you’ll get a local expert golf director who can help you plan your vacation and get the, request your quick quote today and you’ll earn a free round of golf too. He went on to call America "a beacon on the hill" for the world to emulate but said Republican posturing is damaging the nation and its reputation. 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